Hey, it’s November 8, 2025, and I’m still recovering.
I told myself I’d just “quickly check” who on X is actually crazy enough to tweet “Yeah, I’m building AGI. Right now. No cap.”
Seven days later, I’m knee-deep in Discord servers, crypto whitepapers, and one guy who claims he made AGI v2 in his basement for zero dollars.
Here are the 25 wildest humans (and teams) who looked the timeline in the eye and said the quiet part out loud.
Buckle up. This is the most unhinged list you’ll read all year.
The “I Did It in My Pajamas” Solo Legends
Dude says he built AGI v2 with one model and exactly zero dollars. Send help.
Matthew just casually spawned another AGI because his architecture “just works”
A.A. is growing an actual AI organism with its own governance layer. Not me shaking.
The Crypto Garage Skynet Squad
These people aren’t asking for permission—they’re forking reality.
Div Garg is shipping “Everyday AGI” like it’s the new iPhone
SentientAGI + Billions Network want open AGI for literally 8 billion humans
The Artificial Superintelligence Alliance merged three mega-projects into one decentralized ASI monster
zk_AGI: “We’re not building it to rule the world… we’re building it to free the world.” (brb crying)
Hyper AGI solving “cognitive inflation” with on-chain superintelligence
The Agent Hive Minds That Keep Me Up at Night
AGI ALPHA AGENT building meta-systems no single agent can touch
Council of AGI laying the actual foundation for decentralized general intelligence
Modular Mind: “ASI doesn’t need another big model… we’re just building it.”
The Ones That Feel Like Soul Stuff
Antix.in straight-up says “This isn’t AI. It’s amplified identity.” I felt that in my chest.
OpenMind AGI teaching machines to think and learn on their own
The Meme That Aged Like Fine Wine
Every AI startup in 2025, summed up in one tweet:
Okay but seriously… what the hell is happening?
While the big labs drop polished roadmaps, there are hundreds of chaotic geniuses in spare bedrooms who decided 2025 is the year they ship God.
Some of these are definitely future vaporware.
Some are the next Satoshi.
At least one might actually break the simulation.
I’m terrified. I’m subscribed to every single one. My DMs are open.
If you’re secretly building AGI in your garage right now… slide in. I need friends who understand.
P.S. Yes, I know xAI is cooking too. But you already knew I’d say that 😉
Which one of these made your soul leave your body? Tell me in the replies. Let’s freak out together.
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